Browse Professor Quotes
You can't explain this to Joe Sixpack. Hadley Mitchell
—Dr. Hadley Mitchell explaining the difficulites of explaining that by cutting taxes governments can actually increase the total tax base.
It's a cake you could frost, but never finish eating.
—Dr. Matt Delong
The photon commits suicide.
—Dr. Ken Kiers, explaining the photoelectric effect
And we don't want any bastards now, do we?
—Dr. Aguilar, Information Systems Analysis
Yes, I just said zed. I won't make you guys say zed, but I probably will say it. You guys are the ones who changed it
—Dr. Ken Kiers, Canadian physics professor explaining his mispronunciation of the letter "z"
While this horny thing comes around. . .
—Dr. Matt DeLong, describing a 3-D graph